Episode 44 begins with a pretty major milestone: Chief is almost one year old.

Michael reflects on how quickly the first year of fatherhood has gone, Chief learning words, crawling everywhere, getting ready to walk, and the important next stage of childhood development—being old enough to mow the lawn.

That somehow leads to one of Michael's finest college stories: the time he actually loaded his dirty dishes into garbage bags, drove them home, and had his mom wash them. Michael insists he was simply following instructions. Madison calls it malicious compliance.

Then comes the question John apparently avoided answering his entire life:

Is it "silverware"... or "civilware"?

From there, the cousins wander through dad fanny packs, SoBe drinks, forgotten candies, theater kids, dating stories, Gen Z apparently forgetting h ...