Cultivated chaos : unhinged
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Rootbound & Regretting It
di Hayden DeFazio
Rootbound & Regretting It In Rootbound & Regretting It, Hayden unravels like a peace lily in a heatwave while exploring the emotional, botanical, and deeply unhinged consequences of staying in the same pot for way too long. This episode dives into the art of outgrowing your environment, ignoring the signs, and then acting shocked when your leaves crisp up and your life choices follow. Expect chaotic plant shop confessions, unsolicited life lessons, and the kind of introspection that feels like repotting yourself with bare hands and no tarp. It’s messy, cathartic, and aggressively relatable. If you’ve ever stayed in a situation long past its expiry date, job, relationship, pot size this episode will hit you right in the root ball. Welcome back to Cultivated Chaos, where the plants aren’t the only ones struggling for space.
Episode 1: Welcome to the Chaos 🌱 Welcome to the very first episode of Cultivated Chaos where plants meet pure unhinged energy. This is your intro to what this podcast is all about: plants, life, questionable decisions, and whatever else grows out of the madness. Whether you're a plant lover, serial plant killer, or just here for the vibes, you’re in the right place. New episodes coming soon… things will only get weirder from here 🌿