Join The Kid as he returns from a family road trip to Florida, tanned and totally pissed off. This episode dives into hard-earned lessons in patience while driving cross-country with children—hats off to parents who survived it back in the day! But the real rant kicks in with skyrocketing gas prices under that orange Cheeto-dusted dipshit in charge: When's the last time Trump pumped his own gas? Wars raging, headlines screaming "if they rise, they rise," and no one's calling out how this admin's even more fucked up than the last.

Vacation mode? Tried dodging the news to protect the youngsters innocence, but greed slapped us at every stop—prices soaring, everything more expensive. Are we great again? For fuck's sake, when's enough enough? Flashback to Trump in the '80s: banging hookers, diddling little girls—did this guy ever think he'd infl ...