Breakfast With Kid: January 6, 2026 – “Every old fuck needs a podcast.” In a hilariously unfiltered deep dive into the "Young Mind vs. Old Mind" struggle, Kid recounts a recent trip to the eye doctor—an appointment he only attended because his significant other actually wants him to stay alive (weird, right?). What follows is a masterclass in irony: being fitted for bifocals by an employee whose own eyeballs were "rolling around like Muppet googly eyes." From the frustration of being upsold on "lens coatings" to the high-tech allure of Meta-Ray-Bans, Kid grapples with the terrifying reality of becoming a "Grandpa" while still somehow being a magnet for flirtatious checkout clerks.

Inside the Episode:

• The 22-Year Flex: Why Kid A.G. is the "OG" of the podcasting world and why he’s  ...