A judge ruled that Donald Trump's name cannot be attached to the Kennedy Center — and within days, a legal observer swore under penalty of perjury that she watched a forklift repeatedly ram into the building's pillars. Coincidence? Trump doesn't seem to think so, especially since he's already on record saying if his name doesn't go up, the place might as well get "ripped down." Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell finally showed up to cast a vote in the Senate — and voted the wrong way, twice, in front of everyone.

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