Originally aired July 28, 2023.

Want to keep your dignity intact? Romero runs down the things you should never do in public. Plus, move over Grimace — McDonald's is launching a brand new spinoff restaurant chain called CosMc's! And Romero reacts to news of a four-foot-long cat that's nearly as tall as a four-year-old kid, because that is objectively terrifying.

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• McDonald's Is Creating A Spinoff Restaurant Brand Called CosMc's
• World's Largest Cat Is Almost As Tall As A 4-Year-Old
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