His Capa Was Detated

What do undead debutantes, dagger bras, ballroom brawls, and one very horny clergyman with a Mr. Darcy obsession have in common? Apparently… everything. This week, Jess walks Becca through the gloriously chaotic Pride and Prejudice and Zombies — a regency-era fever dream where romance meets gore, and Darcy kicks severed heads like soccer balls. Along the way, we spiral into Love on the Spectrum emotions, protein shake obsessions, and whether Becca’s stance on returning food is right or wrong. His capa was detated, and ours might be too.