Beards & Sundries

Beards & Sundries

di Joe, Jay, and Anthony
Stagione 7

Millennials = New Boomers!

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we officially enter our “back in our day” era. That’s right — the avocado toast generation is now complaining about loud music, rising prices, and why no one uses punctuation anymore. We’re embracing our inner boomer energy and shouting into the void about how things just aren’t the same these days (because they’re not, and we have the group texts to prove it). Oh — and a huge shoutout to our very real and not made-up at all sponsor this week: Spunk Shine™ — the only beard oil that reminds you of the kids your back alley hookup has waiting for him back at home. 🎧 Tune in for rants, laughs, and mild existential dread as we spiral down memory lane and try to make sense of this loud, Gen Z-fueled world. ✨ Want to complain with us? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — because we still believe in positive reinforcement, unlike these feral TikTok youths.

Beards & Sundries TV

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You know what’s better than Glen Coco? Sketch comedy. 🎭 This week on Beards & Sundries, we’re diving headfirst into the chaotic, fabulous world of skit shows — from the absolute iconic absurdity of MadTV to the cultural staple that is Saturday Night Live. We’re talking about the characters that shaped our humor, the sketches we still quote to this day, and the reason every millennial gay thinks they’re funny (spoiler: it’s Debra Wilson and Kristin Wigg's fault). It’s nostalgic, it’s unhinged, and it’s packed with more impersonations than your local drag brunch. 🎧 Tune in for laughs, side commentary, and a reminder that no one’s safe from a good parody — not even us. ✨ Want to join the sketchy fun? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com 💖 Rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts or we’ll send Ms. Swan to your house. And trust us… she look-a like she no play.

Get in Bitches, It's Season 7!!!

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The beards are back and bitchier than ever! Season 7 kicks off with a Mean Girls-inspired bang as we return from break, celebrate Pride Month (because obviously), and catch up on all the chaotic joy we’ve missed. In the second half, we deep dive into the most outrageous cruise packages we could find.Then we wrap it all up with listener messages and a game inspired by Grand Theft Auto (no actual cars were stolen… this time). 🎧 Come join us for the start of a brand new season full of laughter, nonsense, and gay panic in the best way. ✨ Want to be part of the chaos? 📞 Call our hotline: 405.999.2242 📧 Email: beardsandsundries@gmail.com 🌐 Visit: beardsandsundries.com 💖 Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars on Apple Podcasts — or we’ll put you in the Burn Book.
Stagione 6

VILLAINS... OUT!

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Season 6 of Beards & Sundries comes to a delightfully wicked end with our Villain Era Finale! This week, we reflect on why we chose villainy in the first place (spoiler: it was fabulous), deliver a roast so savage it might leave third-degree burns, and play a chaotic game all about our favorite pop culture villains. We’ve got your usual listener content, unfiltered opinions, and all the snark you've come to expect from your bearded besties. 💅 Tune in for one last dose of villainy before we rise again—Season 7 premieres July 6!

The One Where We Do This Again (IYKYK)

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We’re back in our sitcom era, and this time… it’s personal. In The One Where We Do This Again, we revisit our favorite sitcoms, question their aging process (some like fine wine, others like expired milk), and unleash episode two of our AI-written disasterpiece, Absolutely Not. Spoiler: it’s somehow worse, and that’s what makes it beautiful.

Cruising the Carnival

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Beardos, it's no secret in the break room that Joe, Jay, and Anthony love a cruise. And this week talk about getting away for GAYcation on ships, in tents, and sometimes and the public park bathroom. We're talking all about traveling to relax and this is your invite to listen in!

Absolutely Not... BUT FABULOUS!

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This week on Beards & Sundries, we dive headfirst into the laugh tracks and lunacy of 90s American sitcoms—because wow, were they unhinged. From over-the-top characters to theme songs that slapped way too hard, we’re unpacking the chaos that raised a generation. Plus, we cooked up our own gloriously tacky sitcom surprise, just for our guests. As always, we dig into our beardo-submitted sundries and show some love to our wonderfully weird listeners. It's nostalgia, nonsense, and neatly groomed facial hair. Let’s go!

3 Gays, 1 Gorilla

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In this wildly unscientific and fully unhinged episode, we dive headfirst into the internet debate no one asked for: could 100 unarmed men take down a silverback gorilla? (Spoiler: no.) Join us as we mock the fragile confidence of straight men everywhere who believe they could survive a showdown with nature’s tank. Plus, in this week’s game, we take a detour into the jungle of Grindr and come up with messages that work both for flirting and gorilla-related chaos. It’s bananas, it’s gay, and it’s everything you didn’t know you needed. Subscribe and get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe fear for the future of straight logic.

Life is Fast... and Furious

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Grab your banana hammocks, g-strings, or whatever swimwear you want and hop in our hot tub time machine, beardos, because this week we're diving into the sea of nostalgia! This week we're discussing some of the thins we remember fondly (or not so fondly) from our pasts. So get ready to either say, "Hey! I remember that!" or "Hey! Why am I listening to three old men reminisce?!" because this week we're going to be the talk of the Shady Pines retirement home.

Eating Anthony's Enchilada

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Grab your sombreros and margarita mix and get ready for a bit of a fiesta! This week the break room has a build your own nachos bar and we are piling the dry ground beef on by the spoonful. Join us as we talk about one of our favorite market topics... food! Specifically Tex-Mex! Listen in as we talk all our favorites, from Taco Bell to Casa Bonita, this episode has it all... if all you're looking for is a great subset of cuisine!
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