It’s the Pilot episode, our first time, so please be gentle. The guys actually get right to it, the Unidentified Aerial Phenomenon (UAP) hearings on capital hill. Bergen, Burchett, Daggum Bullshit. UFO or UAP, call it whatever you like so long as we get paid.

Standards: Local Color - Holy Roller Edition (God only needed 10 commandments, hometown USA open survey). What’s In the Glass?

Tangents: Who even needs healthcare? You can’t park here. Casting the caucus. Pressing our luck. Alienating global super powers. Killer coolers from outer space. X gonna give it to ya. How do you spell sarcasm? Love your library. School days past. Is earth for sale? Taking ET for granted. Sports balls and skepticism. Smoking with the stoics in our matrix. Seeing stars. Musk is not  ...