This is not a bit, any subsequent episodes we record that are worse than this one will not be published. We promise this is the worst episode we will ever have.

Topics discussed:

• Linden criticises Caraden's consumption of media.
• Something about the flaps on zeppelins.
• Why don't aliens like us?
• Complaining about the PS5.
• Caraden is sleepy.
• Linden has to pee.
• If ninjas were tigers and lions were samurai, what are we even talking about?

Linden's movie recommendation this week is Season of the Witch (1973)

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000).

This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jon Blow VS Julian Cordero.

Ending song is December Eyeliner by My Neighbour Totodile.