In this not inaugeral episode, Linden and Caraden discuss topics of a serious and moderately unserious nature, including but not limited to:

• The US striking a Venezuelan ship and killing 11 people, which is either a war crime or a regular crime
• The movies Gladiator and Terrified (2017)
• What the game of the year is and which one it is (it's Morrowind)
• Quentin Tarantino sucks and why
• Linden is very stupid and confuses Milo Yanopololosis and Yanis Varoufakis
• Graduation

Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jeffree Star VS James Charles