Welcome to episode 111 of the 647 Podcast, where Monday mornings hit harder than a caffeine shortage and the news is served with a side of snark. Chuck is back with his signature blend of “did he just say that?” humor and a fearless dive into the week’s wildest headlines. This week, we’re talking about everything from Trump’s text-based interviews (because who needs face-to-face when you’ve got thumbs?), Rite Aid’s vanishing act, and the Green Party’s plan to abolish landlords (good luck with that, Britain). We’ll also take you on a tour of Mount Everest’s latest snowed-in tourist trap, Barbara Streisand’s “I’m So Special Syndrome,” and a real estate horror story featuring a Manhattan sex dungeon. Yes, you read that right. But wait, there’s more! We’ve got military tribunals, pushup records, and a bus driver named Ms. Sharon who proves that truth ...