I've got like two minutes to write this because I've got to go to work. That's right, some of us have bills to pay. We don't all have the luxury to sit on the couch with our hands in our pants wondering who is going to be on Letterman tonight. Letterman isn't on the air anymore idiot. Neither is Leno, or Carson, or Ferguson. The old guard is dead and the new guard ain't so shiny anymore. Kimmel is dated, Fallon is a shell of a man, and Conan left. Late night is dead pal, and I've got to go to work. Thanks a lot.