Did you know that soccer originally was created by English bulldogs so they could get their owners out of the house to smoke pipe and play mahjong? Think about it, dogs only have feet and humans have hands and use those dang things all the time. So dogs are like, this will keep them occupied because hands aren't allowed and then we can finally play mahjong. Then, in the whenever year, that artist made them play poker not mahjong in those paintings, which is totally erasure and I have a huge issue with it. So now bulldogs aren't represented properly in the famous art, and human loved soccer so much they made a billion video games about it, so they just play video games inside all day and no mahjong time for the bulldogs. Bulldogs got a real raw deal there if you ask me.

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