This week on 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton accidentally prove that they are officially old.

What starts as a discussion about Trenton’s very real, definitely-not-fake library spirals into a full-blown takedown of modern video games, modern arcades, modern prices, modern cars, modern everything—and yes, Zuckerberg still somehow catches shit.

Along the way, the guys cover:

• Why Nintendo, Sega, and pinball machines were the peak of human innovation
• The tragedy of digital arcade tickets and rigged claw machines
• Parenting in the age of Minecraft (offline only, no touchers)
• Gas used to cost three dollars total
• Why arcades are just casinos for children now
• A future dream of opening an ‘80s arcade/pizza p ...