Who was the very first person to ever dance? At some point a human heard a rhythm — a drumbeat, a bird, their own heartbeat — and just started moving. No steps. No training. No idea if it looked good. Just a body wiggling around while everyone else watched and went "...what is he doing?" Was it joy? Was it a trance? Was the first dance actually just a guy who stepped on something hot? We don't know, and we didn't look it up. This week we boogie back to the origins of busting a move — the founding father of the dance floor — with the confidence of two men with absolutely no rhythm between them.

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