Barrie Craig, Confidential Investigator - For Love of Murder
Barrie Craig receives a letter from Maxie Potter, an inmate at the Manhattan Detention Complex, also known as The Tombs. Maxie beggingly wrote that he wanted Barrie to pay him a visit. So, Barrie, having a pint or so of the milk of human kindness in in him, decided to comply. When Barrie arrived at his cell, Maxie says "Barrie Craig, you got a heart". Barrie says "And you got a nerve". Maxie says "Just for asking you to come?" Barrie says "For confusing me with the Legal Aid Society". Maxie asks "What's wrong with helping?" Barrie says "Starvation. I don't get paid". Maxie says "I'll tell you what, I'll owe you your expenses". Barrie says "The road to hunger is paved with bad debts. Maxie says "Oh, shades of Mrs. O'Houlihan, my teacher in continuation school. She used to say that". Barrie says "But it made no impression on you?" Maxie says "No, I went for, It's blessed to receive". Barrie says "And so you wrote me, and I am here. Now, what do you want?" Maxie says "For you to get me out. My bail is five hundred dollars". Barrie says "I haven't got it". Maxie says "How about real estate? They will take that for bail". Barrie says "I only own a burial plot". Maxie says "Uh, you're a citizen in good standing. The judge will let me out on, uh, your, uh, what's the word I'm trying for?" Barrie says "Recognizance?" Maxie says "Yeah, on that. Will you?" Barrie asks "What's the charge against you?" Maxie says "Third degree Assault, hardly nothing". Barrie asks "Who'd you hit?" Maxie says "Randy Lomax, the talent agent. He's been promoting my girl. Feeding her baloney about how he's going to make her a big star. I lost my head, and hit him. Barrie says "With what?" Maxie says "A brick. But that's between us. In court, I'm denying it".