The confessions came in hot — one about Christmas car sex with an ex, one about getting “moist” from our lawyer's voice, and a truly tragic Bingo-related grievance. That set the tone. Then it spiraled into Yelp vengeance, a full Chicken Shit Bingo tangent, and one of the dumbest games we’ve ever played: AI Fart or Real Fart?. Things were said. Lives were changed. Farrell’s Ice Cream may never recover.

Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast.

• Listener says Lawyer Rick’s voice made them “moist.” No one recovers.

• Farrell’s Ice Cream is possibly dead because of a Yelp review from one of us. No regrets.

• Bingo comes up. Not normal bingo. Chicken shit bingo.

• Confession of ex-wife car sex on Christmas Day — bonus: she’s remarried.

• Another listener blew out two women i ...