This episode is like an emotional handjob that ends with someone shoving a shampoo bottle up their ass. We start with everybody feeling feelings — like real, ugly cry-type shit — and just when you think we might be growing as people, we immediately go full brain rot.

Grave-robbing psychopaths? Check. Cops turning into frogs? Yep. Federal butthole report? Hell yes. Then it’s open season on hate comments, the bitter trolls finally get their time to shine while we drag their sad little Reddit fingers through the dirt. And we wrap it up with “Who Had the Worst Week” – Dammit Edition, where one listener spirals so hard we almost call a hotline. It’s sincere. It’s disturbing. It’s aggressively dumb.

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