Welcome back to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. Returning from our longest hiatus yet, we use this episode to discuss the value of jumping jacks, beds and breakfasts, hall monitorship, and fake restaurant sexual tension. Plus, Spencer shares his discovery of possibly the most prolific Quora user of all time.

QUORA LIGHTNING ROUND MUSIC: "Nardis - Back Inside" by Boilers Quartet, from the album Abstract Lights (© Aquarius Records, 1999).

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