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Never Better

por Spencer, Michael, and Craig

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Episode 45 – The Root Cellar

Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, Craig, and special guest host and perennial friend of the show Jewell discuss industrial waste, TiVo denial, chocolate donuts, grunt interpretation, possible Russian plots, lawn lounging, and being on a last-name basis with your friends. Also, Craig the Human Calculator completely whiffs a problem of simple arithmetic. [Episode art: a photo of two old British people staring disapprovingly at a pay-per-view invoice.] ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 44 – Beef Beef Frank Frank

Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer and Craig discuss hot dog vehicles, yearbook scandals, '60s names, blanket etiquette, and the benefits and drawbacks of shooting your radio with a gun. Also, Craig gives us all a couple of reasons not to make your whole life about the mafia. [Episode art: a photo of Ken Burns and his intriguing hairdo.] ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 43 – The Ballad Of Meemoo McKinney

Welcome back to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Michael, Spencer, and Craig discuss attempted nicknames, emu fugitives, revolver dares, wasteful cakes, dubious citrus, and orchestral manoeuvres in broad daylight. Plus, Spencer discovers that neither of his cohosts paid any attention to his glasses situation for multiple years. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 42 – A Year Of Varied Experiences

This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, in a shockingly Michaelless episode, Craig and Spencer discuss missed towing opportunities, doppelganger cheesecake, slapping a child, name revulsion, the world's weakest horoscope, and whether or not they also serve who buy and hold war bonds. Also, in a long-needed touch of highbrow culture, please enjoy a few seconds of opera and a brief poetry reading. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately! ----- Performance of "Vesti la giubba" by Mario Lanza (pictured), from the 1959 MGM musical "For the First Time." Samples included under Fair Use doctrine.

Episode 41 – General Sherman Peabody

This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. We're all back together again! This week, in a surprisingly medically focused episode, Michael, Craig, and Spencer discuss opinionated patient charts, toe regrowth (that's now a two-week streak on the foot talk, unfortunately), diagnosable self-distrust, and questionable tuberculosis treatment. Plus, Michael gives us all the details on his experimental nostril removal surgery. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 40 – A Nice, Calm, Peaceful, Bird-Free Life

This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, not Michael, and Craig discuss giant skeletons, sloth attacks, peeping toes (sorry), and the art of vehicular ricochet. Also, Craig confesses to some truly bizarre dining behavior. Indefensible, some would say. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 39 – Busy Bee

This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, not Michael, and Craig discuss royal oil, egg-sneaking, worrisome transmissions, hog, elephant tranquilizer, green tea, and how to ruin your marriage using only a chatbot. Plus, Spencer completely whiffs his response to a very easily understood joke. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 38 – Transport This Primate

This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, Michael, and Craig discuss anesthesia regrets, orangutan transportation, teacup doodles, mole dowsing, and Real Batman. Also, introduce a new segment that we may even return to one day. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 37 – Orlando's Non-Japanese Non-Restaurant

Welcome back to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. Returning from our longest hiatus yet, we use this episode to discuss the value of jumping jacks, beds and breakfasts, hall monitorship, and fake restaurant sexual tension. Plus, Spencer shares his discovery of possibly the most prolific Quora user of all time. QUORA LIGHTNING ROUND MUSIC: "Nardis - Back Inside" by Boilers Quartet, from the album Abstract Lights (© Aquarius Records, 1999). ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 36 – The Never Better Halloween Spectacular

In this, the first holiday-related episode we've ever released on time, Michael, Craig, and Spencer discuss all (well, some) things Halloween - candy, scary movies, waiting on a stranger's porch for way, way too long. Also, we determine the Weirdness Quotient of taking an extremely open-minded approach to deciding which clothes to hang in your closet. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show and we’ll react appropriately!

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