You've sunk neck-deep into the stifling marshes of Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. Don't make any sudden moves. It'll only make things worse.

This week, Michael, Craig, and Spencer discuss difficult names, dealership legends, early readers, courting disaster, monkey scams, and things you should and shouldn't do with silverware. Plus, we learn how to really mess with our dads, provided our dads are both A.) really into classic Volvos, and B.) endlessly gullible.

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