You’ve cracked open an ice cold can of Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. This week, Craig, Michael, and Spencer discuss British villages, lip glue, oblivious stinkmates, Turkmenistan's Hellpit, meter marathons, dog decency, and adventure on the medium seas. Plus, we celebrate the return of the Floppy-Armed Italian.

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