You’ve stumbled into the den of Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. (I know we said that last week, too, but we actually did improve our microphone setup quite a bit this time, so for once it wasn't true. Just once.)

This week, Craig, Michael, and Spencer discuss candle plans, robot responders, friendly crows, foot maneuvers, octopus hunches, and (obviously) NOT SLUGS. Also, Michael ropes his cohosts into his unusual funeral arrangements.

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