Friend Of The Pod, Country-Music-Lovin-Karl joins us to run through the Aussie chances in the surfing and sport climbing events this Olympics. He tells us about Tahiti's Slabbing Orbs and laments the lasting (damaging) legacy of the event. All before smashing the door down with an axe to watch Gladiators, telling us the star signs of our rock climbers...

Leave your colonial bullshit at the door - Capitalist Reptiles need not apply.