Temporada 5
Jizz Horncamp's World Cup Stat Wrap...
STATS! STATS! STATS! Join Turmaine, Munn & the Hassey brothers as they take it to the World Cup corner with STATS GALORE! All the big names are here: Cruise, Tuchel, Pindico, Madonna, Fat Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Messi, Christ, Haaland, Vin Laden, Mbappe, Prince-Boateng, Bellingham, Infantino, Trump, Williams, Walnuts, Bieber, Lasso, Shakira, Oar, Experience aaaand, of course, Horncamp. Proudly sponsored by Eggs. . . . JUST TELL US WHICH ONES TO BUY!Sushi Train Funerals Look.... HORRIBLE
Will a white suit wearing, born again Poppa stop tinkering with the Socceroos dream and shrinking Maty Ryan with his DABDA machine; or will Chilly B get anxiety over the lack of toblerone at the President's Cup....? All will be revealed. Chapters: 1:28 Security guard Hermes Endakis fails to thwart the kids of Circe Island 5:08 Frankie J Holden sponsors the spaghetti eating competition with a bike 13:50 James Sherry is aghast that no one looked behind the cactus for the Gameboy key 21:34 Agro gets sanctioned for groping Anne-Marie too many times 32:41 Green Day destroy the set of RecoveryPoppa double-taps Mase at the base of the skull, but we trust the process, so the show must go on. . . . Chapters: 1:42 Red gongs a minority 4:15 Wilbur gets caught chastising the drummer and Daryl secretly loves it 7:11 Everyone gets slurpees 12:04 Dickie Knee pulls a hammy Doctor Congo's Fructus Gout Remedy...
.It’s an EXCLUSIVE, guys! Join Stephen Hawking on his Morse Code date with Mrs Goutfire & The Human Bunion, as they sip pickle juice at Poppa’s selection table until a new shade of blue urine emerges. Proudly sponsored by — . .. - - — .. — . . — …. . . — Chapters: 1:30 Flathead gets mad at Bobby 4:20 Toadfish regrets cutting his ponytail 17:11 Dr Karl gets jealous over a new hunky neighbour 32:54 Alf Stewart has a full rectal exam and the results send shockwaves through Summer Bay 49:30 Lou Carpenter eats a foreign fruit smuggled into the country by. a stranger from his pastNames of the Cup: Groups B - E
Mase names names while Sunny giggles. Grab your cocktail shaker & smoke 'em if you got 'em.... Proudly sponsored by the Curacao & Advocaat Cocktail HourPig's Dick... Socceroos Are Winning The World Cup!
The boys bathe in the juices of our Socceroos stunning Turkey victory, before expertly dissecting the US of A game… Listener discretion is advised. Pig’s Dick - Australia are winning the World Cup! Proudly sponsored by Mittens Gentlemen’s Club.WORLD CUP SPECIAL: Soccer...WHO'S?
Mase & Sunny are back, floating on an ice block in the ocean, ready to run through the Dinky (Bon) Di Socceroos squad. They attempt to answer all the World Cup questions no one is asking... Will the Somali banana refs make it through customs? Can Jackson & the Cadillac Boys fearlessly cruise through the midfield? Which Italian is our new Head of Vibes? Who is the Ahmed Al Ahmed of the Socceroos? Which team's national bird will survive Mase's lounge room cage fight to the death? Proudly sponsored by: Donald Trump's Tongue Twisters - a Book for BaronGet the clean linen on and make yourself some soup; we're off to the Emergency Ward! This week Dr Mase, Subdurnal Sunny & Nick Giannopoulos give us a health update and answer the age-old queries: What are you in for? Do i need to send you to the hospital? How are you supporting yourself? Am i about to drop dead? Are we sure Memento was even backwards? Does anyone know my phone number? What's Barnesy on about? . . . & how do you spell it?! Proudly sponsored by David Blaine's temple crushing horse stable. "Dad... Dad... DAD!" Time to get frisky with your dolphins, superglue the front door locks and drape the windows with garbage bag curtains. Join us as we warm up MacDumpsterDiver's frozen feet and answer the age old conundrum: Meat or Fish? Chapters 1:45 Pugwall has his marriage to Skippy annulled by Greg Evans 7:31 B1 suffers potassium poisoning and main suspect, Tony Barber, flees the country, only to become Christopher Skase's nude butler 14:08 Bandit refuses to play 'the floor is lava' with Peter Hitchener 19:50 Mr Squiggle gets life in prison after repeatedly egging Larry Emdur's bungalow 26:19 Blinky Bill has his novelty eucalyptus bong confiscated by Ernie Sigley 33:57 Humphrey B Bear plays spin the bottle with Glenn Ridge GROUP STAGE PREVIEW: GROUP A
The boys sit down pre-tournament to discuss the forty-eight (48) team group stage . . . . and make it all the way to Group A. Proudly sponsored by Pepsi Max.