Hello my bitches, merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, festive Kwanzaa, joyous solstice, or whatever dumb shit it is you do. In this episode we discuss the deep existential dread and disappointment one can experience in Orlando, the local Christmas customs of the residents of Pinellas County, and an actual grandmother being run over, not by a reindeer, but by a parade float.

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