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Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview??? https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/ https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/ https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flipping-reality-tv-show/ https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/florida-man-tries-to-bring-a-non-working-grenade-on-an-airplane-20190305/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13052845/drunk-man-naked-florida-airport-terminal.html https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-friend-with-samurai-sword-over-xbox https://nypost.com/2024/02/02/metro/florida-ex-nyc-medical-examiner-accused-of-stealing-from-dead-people/ https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/us-news/florida-man-trafficked-thousands-of-turtles-worth-125k-to-hong-kong-germany/ https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/non-tipping-customer-slapped-spat-on-for-not-throwing-money-at-employees-florida-bar-victoria-jones-charged-body-talk-sports-port-st-lucie-sheriffs-office-report-surveillance-video-account https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-naked-florida-woman-wielding-peeler-knife-barges-into-racetrac-threatens-to-kill-staff-deputies Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-late https://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.html https://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/ https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-create-distribute-animal-crush-videos https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/20/us/florida-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-140-times/index.html https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/21/us/sandhole-florida-death-beach.html https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-missing-spain-taken-090052280.html Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it. SOURCES: https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/25/florida-man-accused-in-fatal-triple-shooting-after-trying-to-date-his-own-daughter/ https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/plane-crash-florida-mobile-home-park.html https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html https://www.businessinsider.com/frontier-passenger-pulled-down-underwear-squatted-in-aisle-affidavit-2024-1 https://nypost.com/2024/01/20/news/florida-politician-stabs-daughter-husband-believing-they-were-the-devil/ https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/elderly-woman-arrested-florida/ https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/sting-uncovers-toothless-scheme-3-women-arrested-miami-dade-and-brow-ard-counties-avocado-grill-on-datura-street-west-palm-beach-police-department-ann-sherry-miller-mother-daughter-pair-named-mary-steimberg-sheila-angelina-miller-bogus-9000-bill https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html Patreon CLIP: Bitches Be Going to Psychics - The Rose Marks Psychic Scam
I don't believe in anything. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/30/us/conjuring-spirits-in-florida.html https://nypost.com/2023/12/02/news/florida-woman-alyssa-ann-zinger-posed-as-teen-to-molest-middle-schoolers-police/ https://www.fox13news.com/news/wander-franco-investigation-rays-shortstops-message-to-alleged-14-year-old-victim-revealed https://nypost.com/2023/12/24/news/overwhelmed-florida-woman-arrested-after-309-animals-seized-from-her-mobile-home-with-lethal-levels-of-ammonia-inside/ https://nypost.com/2024/01/04/news/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-over-traumatic-toilet-explosion/ https://www.fox13news.com/news/florida-man-throws-beer-can-fires-ar-15-rifle-after-being-upset-by-drivers-speeding-in-his-neighborhood-pcso https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-with-underwear-around-his-neck-accused-of-prowling-in-same-yard-as-reported-bonsai-tree-theft Teaser: I WANT TO BELIEVE - The Gulf Breeze UFOs
We're back on our bullshit. New Merch: https://www.nathanesimpson.com/store-1 Sources: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ron-desantis-collapse-trump_n_658ca832e4b014ec45a31537 https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/florida-man-known-monkey-whisperer-arrested-illegally-selling-primates/2JXFDADYOFETJIHRYKRAJGIZVY/ https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/florida-man-makes-dirt-angels-while-hiding-from-cops-following-car-crash-bizarre-video-shows/ https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/man-allegedly-beats-roommates-raccoon-man-takes-fl-officers-taser-fl-business-partners-kill-each-other https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/01/05/74-year-old-florida-man-on-electric-scooter-threatened-chased-2-with-knife-police-say/ https://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/2023/11/03/rubber-bale-world-war-germans-sunken-ship-washes-up-florida-beach-indialantic/71421728007/ https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/16/us/politics/moms-for-liberty-sex-scandal.html#:~:text=So%20when%20one%20of%20its,pressure%20for%20her%20to%20resign https://www.upi.com/Archives/1982/01/05/A-Florida-woman-accused-of-abducting-five-elderly-people/3996379054800/ https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/01/06/florida-woman-accused-of-screaming-political-profanities-ringing-bell-at-5-am-each-day/ https://www.957thehog.com/happy-florida-woman-is-first-mugshot-of-the-year-nominee/ We're going to f*ck George Bailey
