We discuss Disney World's most titanic wedgie and the lawsuit which followed. We discuss Matt Gaetz's hijinks in the House, Desantis wringing FL citizens for all they're worth, armed showdowns between Pop Warner parents, dick-pill Walter White, grandmas doing hit-and-runs, Italian Bitches, Anthrax, and of course, the source of all of Florida's problems: the Ghosts. Please enjoy. SOURCES:

1. https://www.nytimes.com/2001/10/06/us/florida-man-dies-of-rare-form-of-anthrax.html
2. https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2023/10/04/florida-man-flaunts-gun-at-sons-pop-warne ...