Black Bear, White Claw

Real grab bag of Florida nonsense this week, guys. We try not to wake the child as we discuss the nazis in Orlando, the criminality of Nissan Altima drivers, alcoholic black bears, problematic assemblies, rolex theft, and more. Fuck yeah let's go

SOURCES:https://www.adl.org/sites/default/files/documents/assets/pdf/combating-hate/ExtremismFloridaINSIDE.pdf

https://nypost.com/2022/09/08/florida-man-randy-austerman-arrested-after-pulling-3-foot-sword-on-cops/

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/florida-man-tased-for-twerking-during-rainy-traffic-stop-29950239

https://nypost.com/2023/09/06/man-killed-us-parents-who-saved-him-from-ukrainian-orphanage-cops/

https://nypost.com/2023/08/28/teacher-kayla-lemieux-seen-in-new-pic-with-z-cup-fake-boobs/

https://www.wesh.com/article/bunnell-elementary-principal-resigns/45034162

https://www.local10.com/news/local/2023/09/06/new-south-florida-resident-falls-for-old-trick-beautiful-woman-he-met-at-hard-rock-took-rolex/

https://www.today.com/food/news/3-legged-bear-tripod-white-claws-rcna103772