Get your team building exercises ready, because we have a big case to crack today! We’re going to explore the case of how the heck these dang toys in Toy Story came to life, or perhaps are something different entirely from our idea of toys.

Plus the debut of Pat’s HOT new segment: Reality CHECK, where he outlines what reality show he’s been watching. The twist is he has to maintain the attention of his co-host, Brent, who is so severely uninterested in any of this stuff. To make sure the show keeps having jokes, Brent may have to derail Pat a time or two.

Thanks for tuning in to our DEBUT EPISODE, next week for more great puns! (Probably)

Disclaimer: nothing we say are claims of fact and are purely satire (please don’t sue us hasbro)