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Episode 4 - Secular Unicorn Day Special 2025!!
Episode 3 - Kraken Hunters
Episode 2 - Pug Facts
In this very special NEW YEAR'S episode, Linden and Caraden review their goals for 2025 and ultimately decide that it was pretty mid. Topics discussed: How would you eat a dog? Should Linden get a Steam Deck? Why dogs don't sweat. What is a factoid? Why is it so hard to make things? What is pea & ham in songwriting? Linden's movie recommendation this week is Knight Riders (1981). Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (2000). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Neil Druckman VS Sean Baker.
In this very special SECULAR UNICORN DAY episode, Linden and Caraden are extremely low energy but ultimately find the inner festive unicorn day strength to persevere and have an excellent brotherly time. Topics discussed: The stupidest thing you've ever said in class before. What actually constitutes a fun fact. Emails are still really hard. NEW SEGMENT: Linden's Stupid Questions Corner -- something about ancient Greece and Rome? I don't know honestly most of this episode is about Linden being stupid in a variety of ways. Why oranges aren't actually real. Caraden quizzes Linden about geography and he loses spectacularly. Linden's movie recommendation this week is The Devils (1971). Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (1999). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Michael Fassbender VS Jared Leto.
In this episode, Linden and Caraden discuss a myriad of super duper interesting things that will make your SKIN CRAWL and your BONES EXPLODE. Perhaps. Caraden has left so I am writing this one on my own and I am extremely bored. Topics discussed: Caraden's friend Shmit. The awesome game Kraken Hunters we invented but is too dangerous to actually play. Netflix's aquisition of Warner Bros and why this sucks and Caraden is cancelling his Netflix subscription (and also because they're getting rid of DS9) Emails are really hard. Linden quizzes Caraden about video games and he loses spectacularly. Linden's movie recommendation this week is Once Were Warriors (1994). Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (1999). This week's Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jackie Chan VS Jean Claude Van Dame. Bonus Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Roseanne Barr VS Kelsey Grammer.
In this not inaugeral episode, Linden and Caraden discuss topics of a serious and moderately unserious nature, including but not limited to: The US striking a Venezuelan ship and killing 11 people, which is either a war crime or a regular crime The movies Gladiator and Terrified (2017) What the game of the year is and which one it is (it's Morrowind) Quentin Tarantino sucks and why Linden is very stupid and confuses Milo Yanopololosis and Yanis Varoufakis Graduation Cancelled Celebrity Deathmatch: Jeffree Star VS James Charles
In our inaugural episode, we will add this later. TOPICS DISCUSSED: the creeping spread of fascism mount and blade: bannerlord war sails The Zone of Interest the chancellor's budget 2025 IT'S BRO DAY TODAY!!! HAPPY BRO DAY, US!!!!