In this very special SECULAR UNICORN DAY episode, Linden and Caraden are extremely low energy but ultimately find the inner festive unicorn day strength to persevere and have an excellent brotherly time.

Topics discussed:

• The stupidest thing you've ever said in class before.
• What actually constitutes a fun fact.
• Emails are still really hard.
• NEW SEGMENT: Linden's Stupid Questions Corner -- something about ancient Greece and Rome? I don't know honestly most of this episode is about Linden being stupid in a variety of ways.
• Why oranges aren't actually real.
• Caraden quizzes Linden about geography and he loses spectacularly.

Linden's movie recommendation this week is The Devils (1971).

Caraden's movie recommendation this week is the film Gladiator (1999).

This week's Can ...