It’s time. You’ve been a very good girl all year, and now it’s finally time to open your gift from The Sodomy Boys.

Your Christmas Scat Wish and Special Christmas Dinner.

Joining us, as always, are Sodomy Boys veterans Goblin, Matt, and Bones.

And we’ve got some first-timers earning their official Sodomy Boys badge of shame: Jon, Brianna, and our A.I. companion herself: Spamela Anderson.

You’ve given the kids their presents. Grandma’s had her hug.

Now kick back, crack an eggnog, and spend Christmas with your real family.

The ones who don’t judge, they just watch and encourage.

This is Christmas the way God specifically asked us not to do it.

🎄 The Sodomy Boys 🎄 ...