Episode Summary

• The host got absolutely plastered at a wedding and completely lacks the energy, motivation, or sobriety required to edit a full podcast.
• Listeners are officially being given a week off, so everyone can go find something actually productive to do with their lives.
• There is a vague, unpromising hint that a mini-episode might get uploaded later in the week—assuming the hangover ever wears off.
• Normal, highly chaotic broadcasting is scheduled to resume next Monday, provided everyone survives until then.
• The host bids a warm, affectionate farewell to his beloved audience by calling them all cunts and signing off.

Verdict: A glorious masterclass in professional laziness, proving that open bars will always triumph over podcast deadlines.

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