Balls: what are they good for, anyhow?

Can you eat ‘em? Can you take ‘em out on an airplane and play with ‘em without getting into trouble? Can you go one day without someone getting on your case about holding onto ‘em for too damn long?

For most of those, the answer is fairly self-evident, even if you’ve become confused somewhere in the middle and started thinking about testicles instead, which seems to be turning into a habit for you.

Balls: round and other-shaped, big and not so big, they’re the engine of all worthwhile sport, and watching sport is the more worthwhile version of watching movies. And so, together at last, the Pals get into some Ball Sports!