Trump tried to choke Iran through Hormuz, and Iran looked under the water and found the Gulf’s internet bill. Right, so Iran has just found a new switch under the Strait of Hormuz, a secret weapon you could say and Donald Trump helped put it within reach. But it’s not a missile switch, not an oil tanker switch, not another warship photo-op for the world’s most overfunded floating panic attack AKA the US Navy, but something quieter, buried, and far more awkward for the Gulf states that thought American protection made them safe. You see when Iranian military spokesman Ebrahim Zolfaghari brought this hidden asset up, he wasn’t talking about a big red button in a Bond villain bunker, because that would be very silly, though don’t put it past America to yet depict the Ayatollah stroking a white cat dressed up as Dr Evil, but unfortunately for Trump,  ...