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"Great moments are born from great opportunity, and that’s what you have here tonight. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight."

There’s this moment in a server’s life that resembles somewhat of a crossroads. Allow me to explain. The setting for this column begins with a table of hungry patrons patiently waiting for their entrees sitting in your section on a very busy Saturday evening. In all likelihood it’s probably a special occasion. Maybe an anniversary or a birthday dinner. It doesn’t matter tho ...