There are only three possible ways you could know this about me. One, you follow me on LinkedIn, two, you know me, and three…actually everyone I’ve ever talked to knows this about me. The question I have for you right now is simple. Do you like mayonnaise?

If you do I’m actually considering removing you as a facebook friend. It’s that serious for me. It all started when my babysitter (no, I don’t still have a babysitter. Actually I do.) forced me to eat tuna casserole when I was in first grade. Do you realize the trauma that accompanies being forced to eat something you don’t want to? I do, and here we are 34 years later still feeling the affects. It’s a real struggle.

My life ordering food can be summarized into one sentence, “is there mayonnaise on it?” My favorite responses are “no, but I can put some on it if you would like.” I ha ...