This week, Alex gets resurrected as a superhero, with the power of edginess. Jeff Casino, as a cop who drinks beer in his undies, must help him to murderize some villainous sorts in order to get to the big boss. His name? Jammo. He has swords, mountains of cocaine, and a sister-wife who burns eyeballs for magical purposes. What a life.

Caaan't raaaain alll the tiiime!

Featuring Brandon Lee as Sarah. Directed by Alex Proyas.