We're back on this fine Tuesday and ready to share some solutions to life's most important questions. But before I hit those topics, this is the final reminder that next week is our first ever bonus episode. If you're not a $1 donor (see Patreon link below) then you will miss out on some incredible content. $12 a year for bonus content, and you make way more than that in even 1 hour of work. So donate that dollar, and we promise you'll have some good shit to show for it. Here's what we got going this week:

1. Would you fuck an alien?
2. Would you make a better criminal than most criminals?
3. Funny or Dumb: Listener Edition #1
4. What are assumptions you have to make when using the internet?
5. How would life change if you were a contortionist?

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