Through the magic of our text/voicemail line and Twitter, some listeners have inspired us to ask and answer questions that are entirely your own. For today's very special episode, we take those questions and address them with our brilliant, huge brains.

1. Orgasm, sneezing, q-tipping an ear, scratching an itch, and farting. Which two would be the best to occur at the same time?
2. What are some of the worst dates you've been on?
3. Are mashed potatoes just Irish guacamole?
4. Call in: What's your best fart story?
5. Text/Twitter Shit: What's the best apple?
6. If your penis is called a penis because you pee from there why isn't your butthole called a poonis?

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