The boys don their podcaster-approved maternity pants and #1 Fan Foam Fingers to hang loose and talk a little sports trivia before delving into the stories of the day : Bitcoin Bursts Bumblingly onto Scene in San Salvador! Palo Alto Plutocrats Plumb Possible Pathways to Immortality! Celebrity Spears Successfully Seeks Self-Determination!

Also : we go into the deranged Texas abortion ban and snitch-line as well as an update on Apple's ongoing efforts to solve the insidious 'CSAM' question on their platforms.