Re-visiting SW Christmas Special (why Wookies?!), Alien/Galactic Federation in the news, What would Curtis have on his Animal Farm (a real farm, not the allegory of Stalinism) ?

Cucumber Re-View of 2003's Elf

Intro Song: "I Got A Contact Trace (from the Brass Rail)" by The Corporate Valentines

Outro Song: "Mele Kalikimaka' - R.Alex Anderson