This week on The Variety Show, it’s Cream Eggs & Coping Stones — and yes, it’s exactly as unhinged as it sounds.

Rob drills into his wall and discovers a soggy brickwork nightmare thanks to porous coping stones (because nothing says fun like unexpected water damage). Meanwhile, Tom discovers his robot vacuum has been secretly sabotaging him with a “Do Not Disturb” mode that basically means “Do Not Clean.”

We dive into The Snack Sack Taste Test featuring:

🍫 Terry’s Chocolate Orange Cream Eggs

🍫 Milky Bar Crunch

🍫 Questionable hazelnut wafers

Spoiler: not everything deserves a comeback.

Then it’s full throttle into 2026 movie trailer reactions — including Super Mario Galaxy, Mortal Kombat 2, Project Hail Mary, Master ...