Stage manager, bandit, accidental circus ringleader—meet Margarita Wilds! Born with bonus fingers and hypermobile hands, she bends reality (and her pinkies) both backstage and behind a blue drum kit. Margarita keeps burlesque festivals running smoother than a fresh tattoo while dodging wardrobe critiques, wrangling props, and sneaking in tech rehearsal marathons. She’s Crash Bandits’ singing drummer, family band graduate, and low-key poetry slammer, known for her genre-hopping music and epic comeback lines to weird tattoo questions. Whether managing 20 acts or plotting puppet-based merch, Margarita keeps it real, loving body-positive art and legendary ghost stories. Fair warning: Don’t fan out, but do bring hot dog acts and costumes—bonus points for haunted venues.