In this episode, the hosts discuss "The Poisoner" by Ivy Ophelia, a book marketed as Gothic romance but which they argue is more of an Edwardian fantasy.

They critique historical inaccuracies, including the lack of chaperones and phone usage that contradicts the Victorian setting.

The story follows Alina, an apothecary who poisons "bad men," and her complex relationships with Silas (a snake-like vampire) and Luca/Victor (who turns out to be more sinister than initially portrayed). Despite major plot holes and disconnected storylines, both hosts enjoyed the unexpected ending where Alina escapes on a ship.

They rate the book 3-4 stars and announce next month's read: "When Strangers Marry," a historical romance set in 1805 Louisiana.