I read from cruise control to crumple zone.

The "They Might Be Giants" song is "Employee of the Month" https://youtu.be/hWDzmlf0yZI

The word of the episode is "cruise control".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruise_control

Merchandising!

https://www.teepublic.com/user/spejampar

"The Dictionary - Letter A" on YouTube

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