di Bu$$y and Dannyboom
It’s finally here! And we have a lot of thoughts….OPPOSING thoughts. We’re reviewing the original TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE, a bonkers, super low-budget horror classic that misspelled “chainsaw” in the title, introduced us to one of the most iconic horror villains, and features SO MUCH SCREAMING that you may need earplugs. Directed by Tobe Hooper (POLTERGEIST), this is…a WILD movie. There’s grave robbing and cannibalism. There’s a woman hanging from a meat hook. There’s a guy in a wheelchair rolling down a hill while trying to go potty. There’s a dude with a chainsaw. There’s running. There’s screaming. Screaming. Screaming…… SCREAMING! Get ready.
“Dashing through the….BLOOD.” It’s time for some cheesy bi-scary Christmas movie taglines because we’re reviewing the original BLACK CHRISTMAS! Years before making a movie about babies that are geniuses, Bob Clark made this cult classic about sorority sisters being stalked by a maniac hiding in the attic who really needs to put his phone away or just get a TikTok account because he won’t stop calling them. There’s Topanga’s aunt from BOY MEETS WORLD. There’s Lois Lane. There’s a really toxic boyfriend pianist. There’s a house mother who rinses her mouth with brandy. And our favorite horror movie cop John Saxon is back!
EE! EE! EEE!! EEEE!!! An unhinged episode about Alfred HitchCOCK's classic, ear-piercing, thrilling masterpiece, BI-PSYCHO. (The original, not the one with Vince Vaughn.... [insert eye raise emoji]) This is the movie that S H O C K E D audiences when it debuted, a truly shocking shocker of epic bi-shock. (#shock) There's stolen money. There's a not-at-all-famous shower scene... There's a close-up of a bi-toilet that was surprisingly a huge deal... There's a creepy but kinda cute guy named Norman who runs a motel in the middle of a desert and his mother is, like, REALLY angry... Listen!
The first BIographical drama about the building of Hersheypark.... No, no. There is no chocolate in CANDYMAN, and actually, there's not a lot of candy. There's a dashing villain played by Tony Todd with a huge hook for a hand and he has a lot of bi bees. There are medicine cabinets that open into other apartments. There's a really awful professor. There's a really nasty toilet. And it's from a story by Clive Barker! (FYI, he's a really famous horror writer.) CANDYMAN spawned a franchise, including a reboot/sequel/remake/whatever in 2021. Join us as we talk about this hit film that made us (or Bu$$y, at least) obsessed with saying the name "HELENNNN" in a Candyman voice.
BI-YUCK! Yes, we're reviewing the bloody bloody bloody BLOOOODDDDDY Terrifier, the film that makes Pennywise look like a little wimp. This UNRATED horror franchise has stunned and exhilarated and grossed out the entirety of America and possibly the world with the grotesque deaths, guts, blood, and.......guts. There's a creepy clown who never speaks named Art. It's Halloween. There's a pizza place. There's a rather alarmingly large saw that...just wait! Strap in and get ready for some over-the-top bi carnage.
A Bi-Nightmare - a "BIGHTMARE" - on Elm Street, the film that introduced one of the most iconic slasher villains of all time: JOHNNY DEPP. No, no, just kidding. FREDDY KRUEGER. The man. The legend. The guy with the knife fingers. (So sorta like Edward Scissorhands....) Join us as we recap Wes Craven's historic supernatural horror film where this guy with really bad sunburn stalks a group of teens in their dreams. There's a door with mushy steps. There's a woman flying over her bed. There's coffee. There's a Home Alone type of sequence. It's crazy!
Our bi-slasher season continues with the film that turned that hymn "ch-ch-ch-ch....ah-ah-ah-ah" into a chart-topping hit, even beating T-Swift. FRIDAY THE 13th became an unexpected hit that launched one of the biggest slasher franchises of all time. There are horny, really ridiculous teens. There's a creepy guy on a bike. There's a snake. There's....Kevin Bacon?! And there's a killer... WHO is slaughtering these people and why is the thunderstorm SO INTENSE here?
It's here! Episode 1! AHHH! Boo. Welcome to the first episode of THE BI WITCH PROJECT, a horror rewatch podcast that goes both ways. Season 1 will be ten episodes. The theme? SLASHER! What better way to kick off with what several critics and scholars consider to be the "first" slasher film of all time? (Although this is debatable...) HALLOWEEN. John Carpenter's babysitter horror/thriller follows a really creepy dude in a Captain Kirk mask named Michael Myers who for some reason really loves to follow horny babysitters around the particular town on Halloween night. There's a very young Jamie Lee Curtis who can SCREAM like none other. There's a scene where a character gets stuck in a window with her bum in the air. There's a stolen grave. There's drinking beer and smoking in bed. This episode was so all over the place the first time we filmed it that we had to film it a second time. We're much better here, even though Bu$$y doesn't know how to pronounce "socialite" and Dannyboom can't stop crying. Enjoy!