🦝 THE ANIMALS

*"Raccoons Wash Their Food Because They're Half-Blind"*

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You've seen it a hundred times.

A raccoon at the edge of a stream. Something wriggling between its little hands. Dunking it. Rubbing it. Swishing it around in the water like it's rinsing vegetables before dinner.

And you thought — *aw, what a clean little guy.*

**You were wrong.**

Not a little wrong. Not "technically incorrect" wrong.

COMPLETELY. WILDLY. GLORIOUSLY. Wrong.

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